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Submitted by the amazing sexystrifebullshit, thank you Rose!

Submitted by the amazing sexystrifebullshit, thank you Rose!

Submitted by the amazing sexystrifebullshit, thank you Rose!

Submitted by the amazing sexystrifebullshit, thank you Rose!

Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!

Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!

Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!

Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!

Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo

Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo

LOL He doesn’t seem that upset….

Submitted by the sexy bunny558! Thank you!

also shameless plug to the edit I made in my blog the other day

LOL He doesn’t seem that upset….

Submitted by the sexy bunny558! Thank you!

also shameless plug to the edit I made in my blog the other day

Its true, sad but true.

Submitted by the sexy bunny558! Thank you!

Its true, sad but true.

Submitted by the sexy bunny558! Thank you!

(310):
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

(626):
That’s two questions.
Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo

(310):

Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

(626):

That’s two questions.

Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo

Submitted by the amazing timeskips!

Submitted by the amazing timeskips!

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(734): ever since i broke my arm i cant jerk off any more
Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(734): ever since i broke my arm i cant jerk off any more

Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(949):
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(949):

how did we start talking about space blow jobs?

Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(580): my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom.
Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

dbztextsfromlastnight:

(580): my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom.

Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

(414): the only thing i remember is having a tube pulled out of my mouth and a doctor saying “i can believe he’s still alive
Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

(414): the only thing i remember is having a tube pulled out of my mouth and a doctor saying “i can believe he’s still alive

Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

(203): well, let’s just say we were about to fuck, and he looks me straight in the eye and starts singing ” i’m so hard ” by rhianna. i told him to leave.
Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

(203): well, let’s just say we were about to fuck, and he looks me straight in the eye and starts singing ” i’m so hard ” by rhianna. i told him to leave.

Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

(641): I got a message that said i gave her clamidia and its ok its cureable
Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming

(641): I got a message that said i gave her clamidia and its ok its cureable

Submitted by the awesome chroniclyflaming