Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!
Submitted by Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply ‘fuck off’.
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I’ve injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now

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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.

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Submitted by the hilarious cosmicmewtwo
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Unless you’re gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I didn’t punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Quality submission from our Bidoof queen, cosmicmewtwo!
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And don’t try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Submitted by the incredible Will (anubisaphelion[@]gmail.com), thank you!
dbztextsfromlastnight:

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She said she liked strap-ons.

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SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU’RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
DBZ TFLN